Jokes and Other Ha Ha's

Penguin Fact

Admin — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 08:48:38 GMT

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?[/size] Wonder no more!!! It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life. If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle ...

Prison vs Full Time Job

Shirley — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:08:40 GMT

In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8'10'cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6'8' cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for that one. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself. In prison a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. In prison ...

Old Johnny Carson Clip. Hilarious

Admin — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:09:09 GMT

SNL skit on Rod Blagoohoihpoaihpohg

nick venable — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:32:25 GMT

Story on Amy Poehler that goes with this

A Bucks revenge

nick venable — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:34:32 GMT

Wounded deer attacks on hunter who shot him SEDALIA, Mo. --- A Sedalia hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Forty-nine-year-old Randy Goodman said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life. The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers ...

Magic 8 ball

nick venable — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:20:34 GMT

Magic 8 Ball & MySpace Layouts It will ask you for your name. You do not have to enter it to get the answer.

McCain/Obama Dance Off

Shirley — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 19:02:51 GMT

Now this is funny. I was watching the noon news today and that ran this little clip and gave the web addy so I thought I would share it with all those who may have been working at noon. Hey it doesn't matter who your voting for this is funny. Click on the movie McCain/Obama Dance off when you get to the site. minimovie.com Dance off Admin edit, added link

BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH

Gumby — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 15:53:28 GMT

BUSH'S RESIGNATION SPEECH The following "speech" was written recently by an ordinary "Maine"-iac (a resident of the People's Republic of Maine). While satirical in nature, all satire must have a basis in fact to be effective. This is an excellent piece by a person who does not write for a living. The resignation speech George W. Bush should give: Normally, I start these things out by saying "My Fellow Americans". Not doing it this time... ...

Apricot Pits/Peach Pits????

trudoff — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 18:01:18 GMT

I had a friend tell me about this winters weather, she said all the peach/apricot seeds were round. Duh, Is this something I should know about? I never knew about wooly worms till I moved to MO. so, didn't know about pits till yesterday. Dumb me..!!! What's the scoop? :D